The Kingdom of Womble 6571 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.061 billion Womble 6571ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Womble 6571ian economy, worth 349 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 43,344 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,356 per year while the poor average 2,717, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 6571's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 6571 is ranked 233,871^st in the world and 7,801^st in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.